The Story Teller
by Anthony Minghella
You MUST NOT kill me!
.... because I am necessary.
Who am I...?
I am a teller of stories, a weaver of dreams.
I can dance, sing, and in the right weather I will stand on my head.
I know seven words of Latin: adamo, corpus, cruentus, declaro, mundus, nativitas and obligatus!
Also... Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, Grumpy and Bashful!!!
I have a little magic and a trick or two; cards are always nice, don't you think?
I know the proper way to greet a dragon.
I can fight... dirty, but not fair.
I once swallowed thirty oysters in a minute. A new personal best and standing record at McClarity's Pub.
I am not domestic.
I am a luxury, and in that sense... necessary.
