Smoking Bebe

from Frasier

Episode #3.21, Where There's Smoke There's Fired

by Joe Keenan

(Frasier: Now, Bebe, tell me; what is so wonderful about smoking?)

Bebe: Everything. [with actions] I like the way a fresh, firm pack feels in my hand. I like peeling away that little piece of cellophane and seeing it twinkle in the light. I like coaxing that first sweet cylinder out of its hiding place and bringing it slowly up to my lips

[getting more erotic:]

Striking a match, watching it burst into a perfect little flame and knowing that soon that flame will be inside me. [laughs] I love the first puff, pulling it into my lungs. Little fingers of smoke filling me, carressing me, feeling that warmth penetrate deeper and deeper until I think I'm going to burst then... [immitates the noise of smoke flooding out of her] ...watching it flow out of me in a lovely sinuous cloud, no two ever quite the same.