A Declaration of Love

from Four Weddings And A Funeral

by Richard Curtis

Charles: Ehm, look. Sorry, sorry. I just, e'hm, well, this is a very stupid question and..., particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, e'hm, eh, I mean obviously not because I'm just some git who's only slept with 9 people, but-but I-I just wondered...ehh.

I really feel, ehh, in short, to recap it slightly in a clearer version, eh, the words of David Cassidy in fact, eh, while he was still with the Partridge family, eh, "I think I love you", and eh, I, I just wondered, by any chance you wouldn't like to...Eh...Eh...No, no, no of course not... I'm an idiot, he's not... Excellent, excellent, fantastic, eh, I was gonna say lovely to see you, sorry to disturb...Better get on...[starts to walk away]

Well, I thought it over a lot, you know; I wanted to get it just right.