An examination of reality... the existance of which seems to be changing continuously.
Andrew Rally relives his performance as Hamlet and relates his greatest nightmare to the ghost of John Barrymore.
Jake Gittes tells a tasteless joke.
Roy has a bone or two to pick with a Navy recruiter who told his son he was too skinny to join up. Disaster ensues.
Rules of ettiquette are presented for the proper conduct one must exhibit at a funeral.
In praise of supermodels...
Steve offers us a disturbing glimps into his mind as it struggles to divine the true meaning of this most joyous of holidays.
Dopey, a heroin addict, offers his unique perspective on entomological evolution.
An incredible twist on product marketing.
There's no really good way to do this... as you can see.
Lloyd points out to his cast the lateness of the hour and his revised schedule...
A flowing river of Ferris' observations on how to get along in life.
Melvin shares with a man next door his unique requirements of his neighbors.
Part of the ritual incantation which must be recited prior to the use of this most mighty of weapons.
Al poses the point that the fact he hasn't killed himself makes hin successful.
From the childhood memories of America's most successful playwrite.
How does someone find himself in a profession where he is the experiment?
In a rush to get the full details out in the open, Ivan retells the details of the past few days.
An exploration of the emotions of being a hit-man.
Lenny, a prominent accountant, is pretending that he is Charlie and making up a story for the police, entirely off the top of his head.
Steve Buscemi, stuck in a Mexican bar full of low-life scum, spins a tale set to curl the toes of the baddest bad ass.
Dave explores the mysterious world of clothes shopping with women and offers an explanation for the existance of UFO cults.
Mitch lays out the various stages of life for an elementary school class.
Lloyd has to help one of his actors discover his reason for using a prop.
Jay's critique of John Hughes films and his disdain for Silent Bob's reactions.
This goes to show you that it sometimes pays to leave well enough alone.
After being subjected to insufferable conditions, Neal finally blasts Del with a full load of pent-up frustration.
As Marie sleeps, Navin tells her all the things he could never say to her if she were awake.
The actor points out to us who actually holds responsibility for the success or failure of his performance.
With the world on the brink of nuclear war, the American President calls the Soviet Premier... to chat.
In this monologue, the producer reveals his shallow nature and despicable chauvinism to his shrink.
Sometimes a road manager will go to extraordinary lengths for an artist.
Stan admits that as an addict, he may never recover.
A vacuous filmmaker laments his inability to become intimate.
Alvy is trying to understand the real reason why Annie broke up with him.
Discover what it's really like being a super-hero.
One might come across this while browsing the personal ads.
Ted reveals his sad, humilitating origins.
A story about love and loyalty, and a dog and maggots.
Christopher Walken discusses religion with a New York City sidewalk T-shirt vendor.
A personal memoire of young love and the wisdom of taking chances.
A recollection of how this particular veal chop saved his marriage.
Erstwhile actor, Wayne, is invited to audition for the Christmas Show.
Sometimes the easiest way to out-smart a genius is to let him do it for you.
A defense of a theatrical flim-flam man.
